Willy Wonka On Bow Ties

It often comes past the lips of a prospective new customer. 'I had a look at your site, I must say, you make lovely bow ties, but I don't see myself ever wearing one. For starters, I could never learn to tie one. Can you make me one that I don't have to tie?'

At that point, if I owned a purple velvet jacket, a frilled shirt and brown top hat with blue eyes and a big bow tie, I think I just might look back with the same expression.